CollegeHumor: ‘The New iPhone is Just Worse’ [NSFW, Language]

BY Evan Selleck

Published 9 Sep 2016


The iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus focus on refinements and improvements in already-established features, like improved cameras and a ridiculously fast processor, while iOS 10 introduces plenty of new features to the software.

But one element of the new iPhones that’s really taken a focal point is the missing 3.5mm headphone jack. Despite the fact that the missing jack was rumored for months leading up to the announcement of the new flagships, the fact that Apple actually did it seems to be ruffling feathers all over again. Apple’s Phil Schiller suggests using an iPhone Lightning Dock if you want to charge your phone and listen to music at the same time.

So it makes sense for CollegeHumor to take a crack at it, with an admittedly hilarious video about how Apple has, despite making a beautiful new iPhone, actually made it worse when compared to previous devices. As the faux Tim Cook says in the video, Apple simply, “We removed the headphone jack. And that’s all — that’s the new. That’s the newness right there. It’s just lack of a thing that was there and now it’s not. It’s gone. It’s not there anymore.”

The video has some strong language, so you should be aware of that before you blast it in an office or something, just in case. But you can watch it below for a good laugh on a hectic iPhone 7 pre-order day.

[via CollegeHumor (YouTube)]