iPhone Thong: How To Get Your Geek’s Attentions

BY Jason

Published 1 Mar 2007

Ladies, we know it can be hard to gain and hold your main-squeeze geek’s attention in this day and age of ever-advancing technology and a seemingly endless stream of gadgets and techie toys hitting the market constantly.

The iPhone only makes matters worse; the ultimate communications device – the uber gadget – hangs elusively 3-4 months away. Can anyone blame an Apple-loving freak for being spellbound by the promise of ever-approaching iPhone goodness, at the expense of basically all other cares in the world?

For you, an enterprising soul has created the iPhone Thong. Say, “Hello!” to a guaranteed new-found focus on the part of said geek-partner.